Something has been bothering me for a while.

It was good to see the Arctic Monkey’s adopting the country casual look at the Brit Awards recently, and being quite the dandy of the office, I want to make sure I’m as sharp on the peg as I am off it. The question is, what are the ultimate fashion faux pas?

Would it be out of the question to wear a deer stalker when beating?

Should you ever wear black on the peg?

What colours are too loud?

Is comfort better than functionality?

Should you avoid too much jewellery or accessories? (We’re not shooting a rap video after all.)

How can a 27-year-old avoid looking like deputy head master?

Are designer labels like Hackett going to do the job the same way that Barbour does?

In the end, does it really matter?

Should I just ask GQ?