A new processor crowns a bird in seconds - why has no one thought of this genius bit of kit before, wonders Lindsay Waddell

The very simple designs 
are often the best ones 
and this applies to a new game processor. I went 
to meet Dougie Bell, who invented 
the pheasant crowner, and John 
Relph of T. W. Relph and Sons Ltd, which markets it in conjunction with Solway Feeders.

The shining machine, fixed to the wall of a well-equipped game larder, is 53in long, 8in across from the outside of the screw fixing holes, and protrudes 12in out from the wall to the end of the wedge that holds the bird. Just 
to the left of the main body of the kit is the wing remover. This is a saw blade plus holder and is only 8in long.

It is built in Cumbria by a precision engineer from high-quality stainless steel, so there is no risk of rust, and it is very robust; I could see it giving many years of service. Four substantial screws held the kit to the wall and it did not move. The simplicity of the process was a pleasure to watch and made me wonder why no one had thought of it before.

Inside the wedge there is another one, lodged underneath, and it is this part that, when the pedal is pushed downwards, simply removes everything except the breastbone and flesh on top of it. There is a spring behind the main shafts that returns the travelling wedge back into place.

John was going to be the worker, 
as it were, and it took longer for him 
to explain what he was going to do than it took to do the actual job.

pheasant crowner in action

The whole process takes less than 30 seconds

Tidy crown

Depressing the pedal brings the inner piece of the wedge down and the whole process takes less than 30 seconds in the hands of a practised user 
and leaves a tidy pheasant 
or partridge crown.

We did the 10 or so birds Dougie had sourced the previous day in a few minutes and every one was as it should have been. There is nothing 
to stop anyone who wishes 
to utilise the processor in simply whipping off the legs for use in a variety of ways, 
so there is no waste at all.

pheasant crowner

Leaves a tidy pheasant or partridge crown

We only dealt with pheasants and partridge, however, and these are my thoughts; for those who like their duck breasts complete with the fat layer I did think it would take little time to pluck the breast, run a knife around the body cutting the fat layer below the breast line then treating it in the same manner in the machine. 
I am pretty sure with a little practice it will then leave you with a duck crown complete with fat. But don’t blame me if it doesn’t — I think it is worth a try.

The pheasant crowner costs £495 plus VAT. For professional processors, syndicate members — who could pop £50 into a kitty and buy one for the shoot — or the thousands now utilising game for their own use, friends and family, this machine is an ideal addition to the tool kit for dealing 
with many of the birds we shoot. 
It is impressively quick.

pheasant crowns

Ready for cooking or freezing – neat and tidy pheasant crowns

How the pheasant crowner works

  1. Hold the body of the bird in one hand and one wing in the other. With one movement, draw the wing over the blade close to the body and remove. Do the other wing the same way.
  2. With a thumb, press into the skin of the bird just above the crop and pull the crop down, exposing the cavity under the breastbone.
  3. Using the opening, push the bird, breast up, on to the wedge that protrudes from the shaft.
  4. Peel the skin right down either side of the breast, dislocating the legs in the same downwards motion.
  5. Using the foot pedal, press down while holding the breast of the bird with one hand and catch hold of the remainder of it when it parts company from the breastbone with the other.